Romulan Ale will land you in jail!

Week 16 in the Year of Drinking Adventurously!  Pruno.

Yes, this week was supposed to be about pruno –essentially prison hooch– an alcoholic beverage made from whatever sugary stuff the prisoners could manage to get their hands on.  It never really, uh, caught on outside the walls of the penitentiary.  Which is the perfect opportunity for nerd girl here, to tie this post into Star Trek!  Bear with me!

So remember in Star Trek the Undiscovered Country how Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise hosted the Klingon delegation for negotiations between The Federation and the Klingon Empire?

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And the Klingon Chancellor gets assassinated, presumably by members of the Enterprise crew?  And all this after a night of drinking Romulan Ale?

Which leaves our intrepid captain and the ship’s chief medical officer Dr. Leonard McCoy to take the blame.  After a sham of a trial in a Klingon courtroom, the pair is sentenced to hard labor in the mines of Rura Penthe, a frozen planetoid/prison colony.  And THAT, my dear friends, is the tenuous connection to pruno!images.jpeg But here’s the good news!  Buried in this nonsense is Dr. Meg’s recipe for Romulan Ale.  And just like the version in the Star Trek universe, this stuff will knock you on your ass!  Be forewarned!

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!  Cheers General Chang!

 

  In a shaker with ice:

1 shot spiced rum (like Captain Morgan)
1 shot Everclear (you heard me… grain alcohol, or if that’s too scary, use vodka instead)
1 shot blue curacao
Shake and serve in nifty cordial glasses!

For the faint of heart, dilute with lemon lime soda and serve on the rocks!

Maybe Lula managed to get herself arrested this week.  Let’s go bail her out!

 

It’s not you- Soju, it’s me…

Week 15 in the Year of Drinking Adventurously. Soju.

I am in a funk all around, the last week or so.  My post is reflective of that mood.  Speaking metaphorically, I feel like I’m traversing the Pacific in a sailing ship and hitting the doldrums.

Down dropt the breeze, the sails dropt down,
‘Twas sad as sad could be;
And we did speak only to break
The silence of the sea!  – Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Maybe it’s the crappy weather hanging on too long.  We had wet snow on Saturday!  Maybe it’s the fact that my wanderlust is in overdrive.  I really need to get out of here.  I have plans for a road trip in May but it feels like forever away.  So I had a little trouble mustering enthusiasm for this week’s entry:  Soju from Korea.  And the folks at the liquor store are whispering and pointing when I come in to shop these days.  “Psst.  It’s that lady that buys all the weird booze.”  Hey, you guys stock it so…

It was exactly like Jeff’s book described – “a slightly sweet spirit…  with a more pronounced hit of ethanol on the nose than in shochu.”  First, I tried sipping it straight so as to get the full flavor of the soju.  I can’t compare it to anything else I’ve had before.  Next, I tried making a cocktail.   Which, if you’ve been following along, you know is really not my thing.  Nevertheless, according to the book soju works well in the same kind of cocktails you’d make with vodka so…

Soju blossom – invented by me!  

 In a shaker with ice:
1 1/2 oz soju
1 1/2 oz vodka (I added vodka for the extra kick, but you don’t have to, just double the soju)
juice of 2 oranges (Use fresh juice, it’s soooo much nicer!)
1/2 tsp grated fresh ginger
Serve in a Martini glass with fresh orange peel.

Very refreshing.  And the drink is sort of healthy with the juice and ginger.  I was thinking maybe infusing it with honeydew might be an idea…  “for he on honeydew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.”  Kubla Khan – Samuel Talor Coleridge

So this has nothing to do with soju, but I’m on a roll here…

The English poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and I share a birthday which I think is pretty cool.   He is one of the founders of the Romantic Movement in the 1700s.  His most famous work, besides Rime of the Ancient Mariner and the long poem, Christobel, is the fragmented poem Kubla Khan which came to him during an opium dream.  The poem is famously unfinished thanks to an untimely knock at of Coleridge’s door, interrupting the stream of consciousness and losing the rest of the words to the wind.  I was slightly obsessed with Kubla Khan as a teenager because the RUSH song Xanadu was inspired by it. I used to be able to recite the entire thing.

In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree:
Where Alph the sacred river ran
Through the caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea…

I hope this post wasn’t too weird for you.  I’ll snap out of it.  Promise.  And don’t forget to check out Lula‘s adventures with soju!