Week 18 in The Year of Drinking Adventurously! Grappa!
This week the virtual booze cruise takes us to Italy to drink grappa. This, of course, presents me with another opportunity to regale you with stories about me doing stupid stuff on foreign soil!
But first, grappa…
Grappa is made from pressed skins and seeds of the grapes used in winemaking – the refuse of the process. It is classified as a brandy and has been consumed for about seven hundred years. The fact is – it’s ingredients are essentially the offal of wine. Thus the traditional consumers of the product tended to be the lower classes. According to Jeff’s book: “But like every other food or beverage wth extremely humble beginnings, it’s evolved to invite even the most discerning connoisseurs.”
Of course, there are rules as to what can be classified as grappa. Like where it’s been produced, how it’s been produced, etc. It is a distilled product, a spirit, not just fermented grapes. And the distillation process has improved to the point where the end result is not the rotgut it was once reputed to be!
The traditional way to drink grappa is after a meal with a cup of expresso. I don’t know about you all, but I can’t have caffeine after about 4:00 in the afternoon, or else I’ll be up all night (and not to get lucky) so that option was immediately off the table. Thusly, I drank it on the rocks. (Go figure, right?) And… was pleasantly surprised! Maybe, because I like brandy? I don’t know.
Once again, I am at a loss to compare to anything else I’ve ever tried. It doesn’t have a traditional brandy taste, it doesn’t taste like wine at all. I even taste tested it alongside straight vodka, because, well… it is clear, after all. That makes sense, right?
Anyhoo… I can sincerely recommend giving grappa a try. You might not want to drink it on a regular basis, but after a nice Italian meal with some decaf expresso? Why not?
My trip to Italy in 2009 was limited to Rome, Naples, and Pompeii. Italy is one of those places which needs a month to properly explore. I loved it. Talk about the living la dolce vita. The art, the history, the food, the wine, and most importantly — the people.
I never realized just how laid back Europeans are compared to Americans until I visited Italy. My story is this: it was a Friday afternoon, the sun is high in the sky. We’ve been wandering around since lunchtime — The Pantheon, The Spanish Steps, The Trevi Fountain, The Mouth of Truth…
(I am Gregory Peck to Harry’s Audrey Hepburn. Actually, he’s pretending I’m some random stranger in this photo…)
Needless to say, with all this walking around and accompanying silliness, we worked up a thirst. We found a lovely little cafe (not hard to find, they’re everywhere) to stop for a drink and a rest. And inevitably I had to visit “il bagno” before we ventured on. Fun fact: some Italian restrooms are co-ed. How forward thinking of them… And the stalls automatically sanitize themselves. Nifty, right? If only they warned you ahead of time…
Imagine my surprise when, upon exiting the stall of the bathroom, I… a) get showered with a fine spray of disinfectant, because I stopped dead at the sight of… b) a really cute guy leaning against the sink waiting his turn! Speechless, I stared open-mouthed until smiling, he shooed me out of the way. I may or may not have washed my hands. But hey, I got automatically sanitized so that counts, right?
Don’t forget to visit Lula and see if she conquered grappa!
Hmm… wine offal… !
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At least it’s not awful wine! The grappa bianca is a little on the milder side I think. 🙂
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Very quaffable
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Funny. I read all about the grappa and all I could retain was, oh, my God, the bathrooms are co-ed??
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For real! It was mortifying! This guy heard me pee! 😀
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I can imagine! Loving the picture!!
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😀 😀 😀
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The whole restaurant did. It was wired for sound!
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Hahahaha! Great! 😳
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I agree Italy requires weeks (maybe even months) to fully explore. My time there was definitely too short (and too long ago). But I most certainly remember co-ed bathrooms! 😀
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Unforgettable! I would love to go again, a week wasn’t nearly long enough!
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I know! Wish I could have gone with my dad… He was born there…grew up there…only came to the U.S. at 25… It would have been amazing to see everything with him!
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Oh yeah! That would’ve been awesome! Awwww….
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Your potty experience sounds like an experience I had on a train somewhere in Europe, minus the sanitizer shower.
Your grappa experience sounds quite nice. I’ll have to give it a try.
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I was limited to only one brand of grappa. None of the ones Jeff had recommended were available so I hope this provided an authentic grappa experience. The grappa bianca was actually pretty good. 🙂
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You make me smile ❤️
Love this post
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Thanks Rita! That makes me happy! 🙂
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My dad always said grappa tastes like ‘jet fuel’ … which has made me less than keen to try it. But your description makes me want to give it a go lol. That picture is hilarious.
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That’s me being an ass! And my poor embarrassed husband!
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Why didn’t you grappa the really cute guy? 😉
Fun story, my parents went to Italy and they too said the same, you really need a month there!! I don’t think I would like co-ed bathrooms…hmmm!
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It’s definitely something to get used to, but when you see how the locals don’t care… 😂
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I suppose you are right, like anything it would become the norm and then no big deal. 😏
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Oh man, grappa! What a way to ruin a nice meal. To me it tastes rotten. And it just seems to linger. My favourite thing from Italy on my last trip there was this lovely Tuscan tomato soup called Pappa al Pomodoro. It’s so easy to make and is just really satisfying.
Although, this: “I never realized just how laid back Europeans are.” Does not apply to Londoners!
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I drank grappa Bianca, perhaps a milder version? The best food is often the simplest- that’s what we appreciated about that trip, too. And maybe I should’ve restricted the “laid back” statement to the context of bathroom behavior!
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As much as I enjoyed reading about grappa, I actually started dreaming about visiting Italy after reading your description of it! 😀
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Italy is fabulous! Put it on your bucket list!
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Added it to my bucket list! 😀
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👍
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