It’s noon and I’m still in bed.  My facial bones feel like they’re separating from my skull – that’s how much sinus pain and pressure I’m feeling. I’m a terrible patient. You know how they always make fun of men for being big babies? I would give any man run for his money in the whining department. So basically this is an overt attempt to garner your sympathy.  Bring it on! 

So if someone could bring me some soup? And some Advil Cold and Sinus?  And maybe sing “Soft Kitty” to me? That would be awesome!