One upon a time, begins the fairy tale
But the happy ending’s sadly been derailed
The lovely lady waits
For her perfect lifelong mate
Good conquers evil and true love must prevail
Or not… Sigh…
All my creative pursuits.
One upon a time, begins the fairy tale
But the happy ending’s sadly been derailed
The lovely lady waits
For her perfect lifelong mate
Good conquers evil and true love must prevail
Or not… Sigh…
Week 11 in the Year Of Drinking Adventurously! Irish Whiskey. (I hope I got my Irish translation right!)
That’s me waving to you from the cliffs of Dun Aengus on Innis More, one of The Aran Islands off the West Coast of Ireland. I’ve been to Ireland three times and I’m sure we’ll go again. I’m trying to figure out how to move there permanently, that’s how much I love it.
So Irish Whiskey… It’s a permanent fixture in my liquor cabinet. Most of the time I have a bottle of regular old Jameson’s in my stash.
Sometimes I splurge and buy the Red Breast, which is a “single pot still” style. A pot still is like a huge kettle where the batch is boiled, the vapors rise, are collected and cooled to produce the whiskey. Since the pot has to be cleaned after each use, only one batch of whiskey is produced from the single pot.
My imbibition of Irish whiskey generally involves a glass and some ice. Sometimes not even the ice. Occasionally not even the glass! (Just kidding!) However, I have a fun, terribly-named, politically incorrect cocktail for you to try. Actually, I’m not sure this qualifies as a cocktail. If you go to Ireland, do not ask for this drink. You will be deported. And for Paddy’s sake, don’t tell anyone you learned it from me or they’ll never let me back in.
The Irish Car Bomb: (Don’t say I didn’t warn you…)
Fill a shot glass with a half shot each, Jameson’s Irish whiskey and Bailey’s Irish Cream
Drop the shot glass into a pint glass of Guinness and watch it “explode”
Chug the whole thing in one fell swoop so you don’t lose a drop!
Enjoy responsibly! Oh wait, too late for that…
When we travel to Ireland, it’s primarily for my husband’s work. His company has a facility in Galway. I get to tag along, but that means that for most of the time, I’m off traipsing around by myself. That’s not a recipe for disaster, no. The girl who fancies herself a writer wandering around the gorgeous countryside, listening to fairy tales and visiting the pubs on her own? Not to mention the lovely men people and some of the best whiskey on the planet. What could possibly go wrong?
There are pubs that cater to the foreign visitors and there are those that are more for the locals. In Galway, I like to go to this place called Garavan’s – definitely more of a local hangout than a tourist place – where they pretend to want your business but they really don’t. And they haven’t forgiven England for… well, everything. Even stuff that’s not their fault.
So anyway, it’s dark inside, the tables are all close together with little stools crowded around. They still have a small room at the front where ladies used to have to sit separately from the main part of the pub. I think sometimes the bartender wants me to go have a seat in there. But then I can’t see the hurling match on TV. And ask him lots of questions while he tries to ignore me.
Garavan’s has a collection of 125 different whiskeys and a whiskey tasting menu. The last time I was there I tried the Irish writer’s collection – a sampler of 5 different whiskeys from a few of Ireland’s most famous writers like James Joyce, Oscar Wilde and William Butler Yeats. I forget what all I tried. But I definitely remember that the one I liked best was The Yellow Spot 12-year-old single pot still whiskey. And I remember something about the Women’s Rugby World Cup – Ireland versus England. And that they turned the TV off during “God Save the Queen.” Things got ugly when Ireland started to lose. And I made the mistake of asking for an Irish Car Bomb…
Go visit Lula and see if she found the pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow!
From 2014, this is the first piece of any length I wrote on my blog. It’s the story of fairy trees in Ireland. Little “sister” here it is!
I’m in Ireland this week. My husband is here for work and I tagged along. Now this is actually my third time here in the area of Galway so I’ve come to feel pretty comfortable here. I can even give people directions if it’s to one of the major sights. I’ve heard many a fairy tale in three trips and I heard a story yesterday that I just had to share.
The Irish believe in fairies and fairy trees. A fairy tree is a hawthorn tree, of which there are two varieties: white or flowering hawthorns, and black, which do not flower. To determine if a hawthorn tree is a fairy tree, you must break off a branch and strip away the bark. If there is a pink stripe along the grain of wood, then it is a fairy tree. If it is, beware! Do no harm to the tree! However, legend has it that if you are ill, you can ask the fairy tree to heal your sickness and tie a bit of your clothing to the tree. By the time the cloth has disintegrated on the tree, your illness will have disappeared. (I imagine this would be waste of time for something minor like a cold!)
The story goes like this. The Irish highway department was recently building a new motorway from Dublin to Galway and as they were digging the road bed, they came across a hawthorn tree. Every time the bulldozing machine got near to the tree, the motor would conk out. They brought in the mechanic and he could find nothing wrong. Nevertheless they did some maintenance to the machine, filled it with petrol and oil, changed the battery, and so forth. Once again they started to dig in the area of the tree and once again it conked out. This happened over and over until finally they brought in a whole new machine from a different part of the road project. What do you think happened? Yep, the machine conked out!
The next step was to cut the tree down, so they brought in a man with a chainsaw to cut the tree down but as soon as he put the saw to the tree, the chain broke. The same thing happened with a second saw. Finally, they tried using hand saws to cut down the tree but when the men got close to the tree with their saws, they were thrown back from the tree! So if you’re traveling from Galway back to Dublin, you’ll find a slight right bend in the road. And if you look to the left of the road, you’ll see the fairy tree. That’s right, they moved the whole motorway around the fairy tree! Only in Ireland!