(Sung to the tune From South Pacific. And yes, this is likely to be a very silly post.)
It’s Week 44 in The Year of Drinking Adventurously. Bloody Mary.
I love a Bloody Mary. My ex-brother-in-law’s step-father, Sheldon, (long story) used to make the best Bloody Marys. Then he went and died without telling anyone his secret ingredient. Don’t you hate when that happens? Listen, if you have a secret recipe for something, for heaven’s sake write it down, lock it away where no one can get to it, but at least leave it behind for posterity. I’ve been trying to replicate it for twenty years.
Bloody Mary purists look away. The guide this week featured not just the classic bloody Mary (vodka, tomato juice, tabasco, Worcesterchire, salt and pepper and a stalk of celery) but a host of variants. Apparently there’s a place in Portland called Tasty and Sons (Lula I’m thinking you’ve been there!) which has a Bloody Mary menu. They offer something called a Tasty Mary which is fairly traditional save for the addition of horseradish, lemon and house pickles (I think this was old dead Sheldon’s secret ingredient, personally and the reason I can’t replicate it is because he used to buy the pickles from Goldstein’s Deli in Kingston, PA, two hours away) and swapping out the tabasco with Sriracha sauce.
They turn up the Eastern volume with a drink called the Dim Summore, which uses hoisin, lime and ginger. The Lady Vengeance (named for a Korean crime film) replaces vodka with rye whiskey (right there it quits being a Bloody Mary for me) adds in kimchi juice (gross), lime, fish sauce (even grosser), and Korean chili salt.
The bar also has a variation of the Bloody Maria which swaps out the vodka for tequila. It’s called the Cholullan and uses Cholula hot sauce, pimento and Calabrian chiles. Last but not least is the Scandinavian version called the Tasty Maiken, which has dill, pickles and Aquavit instead of vodka.
All right, whatever… Truth is, I am likely to keep working on my own twist on the classic. So this weekend, I experimented with the basic recipe and came up with this: The Bloody (Margaret) Mary:
2 oz premium vodka (life’s too short to drink cheap booze)
3 oz tomato juice (I make mine fresh with Italian plum tomatoes and season with sea salt and fresh cracked pepper)
1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon horseradish
2-3 dashes tabasco sauce
dash of Lawery’s seasoned salt (no MSG!)
1 teaspoon pickle juice from a good kosher dill pickle
garnish with celery stalk
Rot in hell, Sheldon.
I know everybody loves these, but I just can’t do it. I can’t do the tomato juice. If I’m doing a brunch thang, I order a screwdriver instead. 😃
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Yeah, if you don’t like tomato juice then this is definitely not the drink for you. Hey a screwdriver works just fine – orange juice is breakfast-y! 😀
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That’s always been my thought. It’s nearly a health food. 😃
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Exactly!
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I like a spicy green bean pickle in mine. 😊😊😊
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Oh sounds good! 😀
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You make tomato juice fresh? I am impressed!
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With a high speed blender, yes! It turns out great!
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I never liked tomato juice, so I’ve never had one. Are they acidic?
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Yes, a heartburn starter if you’re susceptible! Especially with all the spicy and briny ingredients too. However, if you don’t like tomato juice, you won’t like this drink!
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Wow, so many different kinds and I’ve never tried one. I love V-8 so I assume the additional of alcohol and other yummy things would be delicious. Why haven’t I had one!??
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I feel a brunch cocktail coming on this weekend!
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Excellent idea!
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😀
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Hell, throw in some sautéed veggies and it’s soup! A drunken dinner!
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Haha! Now that sounds like a good idea!
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Oh boy: and I just had French Toast and Maple Syrup for breakfast, with coffee. Now, if I had read this post before breakfast …. it sounds delicious!
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Oh, not a good combination with French Toast! A mimosa, perhaps? Bloody Mary goes better with savory food like bacon and eggs, breakfast potatoes – something like that. Next time!
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Now: my French Toast is Welsh Toast, really, and quite savory. Next time, I may be tempted to a Bloody Meg!
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Well, perfect then! I’ve made savory bread pudding with sausage, peppers and cheese…
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“For I am a Welshman and I love my toasted cheese!”
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Love it! So do I!
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I have about 30 recipes for Welsh Rarebit, caws wedi pobi, all in my head.
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Yum! Mom used to make it when I was a kid. Haven’t had it in a long time. Hmmm…. I’ll have to put that into my repertoire!
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I use one (at a time) of the many toasted cheese recipes for cauliflower cheese. My current favorite (and Clare’s) includes a sprinkling of ground garlic scapes, wasabe, finely chopped ham, finely chopped red peppers, a good sharp Welsh cheddar, worcestershire sauce, mustard powder, some dry sherry, flour, salt and pepper, some Spanish paprika, and a little cream … heat and mix, pour over the cooked cauli, then bake in the oven (to taste, we like ours slightly browned). It’s excellent next day … cold, reheated, or souped!
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That sounds delicious and spicy! Yum!
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We usually drink white wine with it, but it is excellent with a good Spanish red.
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Oh my goodness…. Now I want to cook! I’m going to try this later on in the week. Now that colder weather is here, I will relish cooking and baking more often. Comfort food!
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Let me know how you do with it … books too. Let me know how they are doing!
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Will do! It’s going to be a busy month writing for NaNoWriMo. But the books will be a nice diversion from the intense schedule.
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Ha! Love the post and I LOVE South Pacific.
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Me too! So much fun!
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I’m gonna wash that man … (I’ll leave the rest to your imagination)
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Yes! 😃😃😃
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I’ve never had a Bloody Mary… which I’m sure is no surprise since I barely drink alcohol… 🙂 However, you made me laugh with the Sheldon stuff. Especially ‘Rot in hell, Sheldon.’ 😀
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Did you not try with bitters? Great post
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I did. That is a nice addition. And I’ll make that way again, when I don’t want it so spicy. Thank you!
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No problem
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Bloody Mary is the girl I love…….just has to be followed by……BUM, BUM, BUM BUM!
Love the musical, and the drink.
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Yes! And ain’t that too damn bad! I just saw South Pacific on stage in Philadelphia- so much fun!
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