Things that go bump in the night
Are certain to give you a fright
But it’s only me
Getting up to pee
In the dark, with my terrible eyesight
In response to Mind and Life Matters Limerick Poetry Challenge.
Image via Shutterstock.
Dark – A Limerick
All my creative pursuits.
Meg Sorick, Author/Artist 
There are other things that go bump in the night… 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
And WAY more fun than me crashing into furniture! 😉
LikeLike
Oh lord, can I dig the not being able to see in the dark. Damn, I used to have great night vision. It’s dwindling. 😏
LikeLiked by 1 person
Honey, I can barely see in the light without my contacts in or my glasses on. I am cursed with horrible vision! 🤓
LikeLiked by 1 person
Preachin’ to the choir, man. I got my first pair of glasses when I was about ten. It sucked. But now I feel naked without them…and half blind too! 😃
LikeLiked by 1 person
I feel your pain! 😩
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh well. Nobody’s perfect, right? 😃
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! This is great!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Silly this week! Thanks, Kay! 😜
LikeLiked by 2 people
I love silly! My pleasure.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, my, so funny! You always surprise me and I can certainly relate 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Right?!? I need glasses to find my glasses! Thanks, Diane!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh dear! I carry a flash light for such moments. Stops me from treading on the ubiquitous cat.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh I hear that! The dog plasters himself right against my side of the bed and the cat usually comes along to visit! Hahaha!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LMAO 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
😜
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh heck, the stubbed toes at least twice a night, and I’ve got my glasses ON.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh no! A universal problem, then. 😱
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL! Love this!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! Thanks! 😜
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha. I have to have a nightlight. I’m afraid of the dark… 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
Anymore I leave the shades up everywhere but the bedroom just for the ambient light!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am like a child. lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re funny!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your trips to the loo are just fine
so long as they don’t clash with mine
these cases are few
as I don’t live with you
It may help if you cut out the wine!
LikeLiked by 4 people
You made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Isn’t it brilliant? 😃
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love this light-hearted piece!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha…that’s a good one! A true form of a limerick, this time, silly and light-hearted.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you! Yes, I tried to think of a “dark” one but I couldn’t! Must be the Guinness! 😜
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ooohhhhh…..the guinness! Now you are making me jealous 😝
LikeLiked by 1 person
On the way home tomorrow. I’m sad!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I just commented on your new limerick challenge post and watched it disappear! Can you unspam me? 😩
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep, it was in spam. I have unspammed you.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person