I thought my new heels looked hot
But I found I could walk in them, not
My date was aghast
When I fell on my ass
And I wished it was flats I had bought
Ladies, why do we nearly kill ourselves in these ridiculous shoes? I know, I know… Because there’s nothing sexier than a hot pair of heels!
Header image courtesy dhgate.
Meg Sorick, Author/Artist 
I’m not really into the ridiculous footwear… the things that women wear to impress men is incredible! (And what do we wear in return?) 🙂
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You’re right! This is a one way street, no fair! 😦
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Oh Meg, this is hilarious. I love it. 😀 You’re so funny… it is no surprise that we’re friends. 🙂
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Hahaha! I’glad you liked it! 🙂 And no surprise at all!
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😀
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I think the first person to make heels fashionable was the King of England? Louis the some #? Don’t have the time to Google but I thought you might enjoy the irony Meg! 😉 xo
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Yeah and see how long that lasted?!? 😀 Thanks, Whitney! xo
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I know – but why are they sexy?
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Ha! I guess because they lengthen the leg, round out the calf muscle, put an arch in the back which makes your bottom stick out! That about cover it? 😀
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Yeah… I think so! 😉
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YOU NAILED IT. Heels and stillettos puts a delicious accent on the female form.
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I knew you’d love this one! And I went for a pedicure yesterday! I will always think of you when I have my toes done! Lol!
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Laughing. Yeah, me and pedicures. Yeah, I love this write.
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You are such a chiropractor! Love the limerick and the picture and yes, the things we do to please our guys — or used to do, I should say. I’m too old for those shoes! 🙂
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Crazy right? I almost included a video of models falling off their shoes but it was painful to watch!
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Oh, no, too funny. And sadly, probably how I injured my knee, falling off my shoe on the stairs — imagine if they’d been heels like that, lol! Didn’t expect walking to be such a challenge already!!
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Yeah, I’d never manage in shoes like those!
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My doc always says, well, Diane, at our age, we have to be more careful… It’s not like I’m playing contact sports, just want to get around for awhile yet!
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Ha! Right!
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🙂
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Diane, sorry to point this out, but all shoes aren’t made for walking. Just saying…
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Bah hah hah — what are they made for, dear Chimp, she asks innocently, batting her lashes…
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Keep batting them those lovely lashes. I am having a great time here on Meg’s blog.
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Meg doesn’t mind, I’m sure:)
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Haaaaaaa! This was written for me.
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Trust me, I know whereof I speak! 😂
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Me tooo! Flat on my face
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Bless you. I would kiss the ground you walk on.
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You mean the ground my face was planted in?
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Laughing. No, I would never let you fall.
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Well then we’d both be eating dirt – I’m a klutz in high heels
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Understood. Honestly, my wife is too. On our nights out she wears flats and changed into high heels in the cab. Once out of the bar or restaurant, back to flats. Men have to understand the sacrifice.
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I love that. I do exactly the same thing. Keep a pair of flats – kind of like defibrillators for my feet – nearby at all times.
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Exactly. I want my lady to look her best (but I have to be reasonable).
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😊😊
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Heels outside – a disaster waiting to happen. Heels inside – safe and fun! 😀
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Love your response. Safe inside is GREAT.
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😉 I’ll be wearing them tonight!
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You sent my heart a flutter. Wow
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Great! I’ll have to remember just how I did that, so I can do it again…in the future. 😀
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LOL
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Except for dancing! 😃💃
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The boys love that, especially! 😉
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😂😂😂
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Yes yes yes. Not all heels were made for walking. Bravo.
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Thank you! 😃
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I take it you can see I really loved your write for S.
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Yes! Comment palooza! 😃
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lol
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I have several mortgage payments worth of gorgeous heels in my closet and I spend my days in keens and danskos
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Lol! Me too! I wear crocs while I’m working. Hot stuff! 😜
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I will admit, I find women in high heels just as attractive as the next guy…but if tomorrow they never wore them again, I would understand completely. 😉 ❤
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Yes! I’d gladly never wear them again! 😜
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Stilletos are a total weakness for this particular bloke…
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And that’s why we keep wearing them, Dan! 😄
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I’m soooo done 😏
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😈
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By Joe, a neck could be broken on those things, but they are soo hot you know 😉
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Ha! I know! Just as long as you don’t have far to walk!
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You just sit nicely and show off the kickers 🙂
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I think my touch pad has gone crazy. I typed My goodness and it ended up as By Joe 😐
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😂
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Gotta love a lady in heels.
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I have a few daring pairs of heels 👠
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Sexy.
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😊
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I don’t know why I find heels sexy.
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I bet I know! They force the back to arch to maintain balance and the result is that your bottom sticks out!
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I hadn’t thought of that Meg.
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